#655

Jul. 21st, 2010 04:21 pm
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
“Good morning, Rosebud!”

#640

Nov. 13th, 2009 11:42 pm
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
"Where the hell are my pants?"

#632

Nov. 3rd, 2009 10:56 am
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
“Why is your bedroom filled with playpen balls?”

#630

Oct. 29th, 2009 04:41 pm
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
The hour struck thirteen on All Hallows' Eve. Shadows scattered, werewolves howled, witches began to brew their potions. All was normal in the depths of hell. And on Earth, the night was shining.

#625

Oct. 21st, 2009 04:10 pm
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
If you ever find yourself bailing your crush out of jail, it might be time to find a new crush.

#617

Oct. 14th, 2009 09:41 am
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
Some days you just want to crawl back into your dreams...unfortunately, that’s exactly what Michael did.

#611

Oct. 7th, 2009 11:56 am
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
Having been resurrected, Riley could say it really wasn't all it was cracked up to be; for instance, you never realize how nice it is to be able to walk through walls until suddenly you can't.

#608

Oct. 2nd, 2009 04:53 pm
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
Upon seeing the crime scene, Officer Curiti realized something odd was going on, and not just because the murder victim had a tomahawk sticking out of his skull.

#604

Sep. 28th, 2009 11:07 pm
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
“Die armadillo, die!”

#595

Sep. 17th, 2009 10:58 am
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
“Dude, where’s my carpet?”

#588

Sep. 8th, 2009 04:44 pm
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
As the sun set over the distant hills, Jill tried to think of a reason to get out of the dinner party.

#579

Aug. 26th, 2009 05:10 pm
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
“Is that someone’s…ear?

#571

Aug. 18th, 2009 11:24 am
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
As I watched the rain stream down the show window, she stepped out of the car--into a puddle and into my life.

#562

Aug. 9th, 2009 11:17 pm
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
“For the thousandth time, you can like Cher and not be gay!”

#546

Jul. 23rd, 2009 09:50 pm
[identity profile] glitteringloke.livejournal.com
My boss Carl is jerk, and that's why this story is about me instead of him.

#533

Jul. 10th, 2009 08:34 am
[identity profile] trileaderroses.livejournal.com
Nothing good happens before 8am.

#525

Jul. 2nd, 2009 08:17 pm
[identity profile] trileaderroses.livejournal.com
There are probably better social lubricants, but strawberry daiquiris have the added bonus of brain freeze.

#510

Jun. 17th, 2009 01:55 pm
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
It is a basic truth that anyone in the employ of a company’s IT department cannot be trusted.

#495

Jun. 2nd, 2009 06:04 pm
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
I remember her as she pleaded me to, and I will never forget her-I don't want to forget her. Because she never loved me.

Courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] wineandflowers

#480

May. 18th, 2009 04:32 pm
[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
“Come on, don’t you want to see what will happen?”
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